How You Become Someone!

Does the above title sound weird to you? Or does it sound attracting? Well, this is not a motivational blog. And, if you are looking for one. You have came to the wrong place.

But, do you still want to become someone? Well, that’s easy. Below are the TOP 3 Easiest Steps of how you can be someone.

*The below are learnt and observed through personal experiences* Do Read the Disclaimers!

Step 01: MARRY A RICH MAN/WOMAN

Trust me! Once you are married to a rich fellow, all your friends would starts to swarm at you. And, news travel fast, real fast.

The Gossip Scenario: “Oh, you know….this “A” is now married to this RICH “B”. Waaaaa…..The RICH “B” owns this ….these….and that…Lucky “A”. We should keep in touch….maybe “A” can introduce someone…… =) LOL!

Step 02: GO OVERSEA – Somewhere exotic or interesting

And, I tell you….friends who have NOT BEEN in touch for years….i mean literally YEARSSSSSSS…..will start emailing you, contacting you. Asking how you are? Want to know what you are up to? And, whether they can crash at your place when they drop by. And, would try all means to try to connect to you as if, you have been best friends since forever.

The Phone Call/Messenger/Email Scenario: “Hai, “A”. How are you lately? Heard you went to “location”? How is it? Waaaa…So nice…..

[After a good few emails/a 20 mins msn chat/a 20mins chat] Eh, you know…I’m actually flying in to “location”. Maybe, I can crash at your place?

Duuuhhh!

Step 03: YOU BECOME SOMEONE RICH AND FAMOUS

Would I say this is the classic case of how flies are attracted to food [whatever that is food to the fly] scenario?

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Cheers.. Happy Reading!